Full Keystone Kops on the Blotter as the Orambo administration pens their... what, third version of things? And that's just for today. Heck with trying to recount it since this swell sort already did. Awesome list; be sure to read it and don't miss the photo at the bottom.
Oh, the photo is fake of course. From before they got their hats of pizzazz shopped on their noggins. Sans the royal headgear that's the wonderful photo of them watching the live video that, as of this moments narrative, doesn't exist and wasn't being watched. The whole thing was just a staged PR op. Nice play on We the President's part with the mouth cover while Jughead sulks in a short chair in the back corner.
Sadly, we're still waiting for Biden to dribble out the answer to the all important question lurking here: Do the Navy Seals source their kit from the same company that manufactures dashboard cams for the LAPD? Or did Robot-Nixon run off with the missing minutes of tape?
The world may never know.
No matter here that the only evidence of success remains the unshakable word of a man that's only surpassed his count of broken campaign promises by his score on the back 9. What's really important is that we're not going to release the photos that the Watergate Eraser hasn't run off with because you wouldn't believe they were real anyways. Apparently public documents are now a mystery cult. You can't see the evidence unless you already believe you've seen the evidence.
It's a laughable claim and would be a tragic exemplar of idiocy if this wasn't the SOP for the PR team currently infesting the Oval Office. So c'mon guys, release the damn photo and shake the fence sitters loose. Hell, if you want a slam dunk just limit your composite cut n' paste to 8 images. After all, some people bought your birth certificate and that was made out of nine.
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Officials soon rowed back from that story too and Carney provided a new version of events on Tuesday, indicating that bin Laden's wife had voluntarily rushed a Navy SEAL confronting her husband and was injured but still alive.
She's alive?! There's the person to ask. Too bad she'll probably die of "natural causes" first.
Yarp, and that's the thing. The only evidence we have are the pictures from the Pakis. Which show three dead men, presumably Paki citizens, and the helicopter we left parked in the driveway. Everything else is hearsay from politicians and security bureaus.
I'm inclined to buy it just on the notion that the ISI hasn't once changed their story on the matter. Irrelevant the truth of things, the scary bit is that the Pakistani Secret Police have better qualifications to lead this country then the shining pillar of Democrat Dreams.
At least the Clintons could tell a good lie. This administration can't even write a bit of fiction and stick to it.
if you want a slam dunk just limit your composite cut n' paste to 8 images. After all, some people bought your birth certificate and that was made out of nine
9? Really?
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